1%, 2%, 3%
Your download is starting.
Took a while to get this far.
Still a long way to go.
10%, 10%, 10%
What does that mean?
No! You think. You need to download that new game your friend kept telling you about! You start the download again.
1%, 1%, 1%
Download must have had another problem.
"Oh, no" you say, realizing the download still works. Has your voice gotten' deeper?
By now, your computer is way below your head. You feel taller.
You start the download again.
Wow, the download is going faster.
Almost half way done!
By now you feel stronger and more mature than ever. But you still need to download this game! You start the download again.
You start feeling weaker. Must be cause you've sat at your computer for so long!
Download is really zipping by now! It's going by faster than you can walk! You hear some noises coming from your lawn. Must be those dang kids.
88%, 88%, 88%
Froze again...Download failed.
"Dagnabbit" you cough. You start the download again.
Fastest the download has ever been.
Yes! Wait...you can't breathe!
You gasp and choke before dying a slow, quiet death.
Download complete. Thank you for downloading "thegameoflife.exe"
Credit to MoMo6